me the wit of the staircase

I watch tv and talk a lot of shit. I have weird cats and I like food.

I now own a cookbook written by Coolio

tttimorousme:

I am officially more awesome than all of you bitches.

IT’S REAL.

It was my Valentine’s Day present from Sam.

Also, this ridiculous dog and ugly heart full of toothpaste-filled chocolates.

(via nebulachainnnn)

tttimorousme   4 02.15.12
  1. sunnysummoner reblogged this from nebulachainnnn and added:
    New life goal: be a kitchen pimp.
  2. nebulachainnnn reblogged this from tttimorousme and added:
    I think you and I need to make plans asap to Cook With Coolio also that dog is cute
  3. tttimorousme reblogged this from nebulachainnnn and added:
    IT’S REAL. It was my Valentine’s Day present from Sam. Also, this ridiculous dog and ugly heart full of...
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