the wit of the staircase

May 23

nebulachainnnn:

also at Pam’s behest I am to let all of you know that while I may be the artistically inclined sister, she has many skills and talents that I do not.

definitely not drawing though

Can you elaborate about these skills and talents? Because I kind of look like an asshole right now. :P

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May 21

Aubrey O’Day making a hilariously derpy face during the Celebrity Apprentice finale.

Aubrey O’Day making a hilariously derpy face during the Celebrity Apprentice finale.

May 11

“Can I just say how refreshing it is to see quality ingredients, cooked simply, in a stadium full of lasers?” — Charlie Brooker, on Iron Chef America (via ignoratio-elenchi)

(via fuckyeahironchef)

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May 09

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May 05

sometimes you wanna go WHERE EVERYBODDDDDY KNOWS YOUR NAAAAA-A-AAAME

sometimes you wanna go WHERE EVERYBODDDDDY KNOWS YOUR NAAAAA-A-AAAME

(Source: mamascrowbar)

I love the oily, sour ham sandwiches of my homeland.

Apr 25

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laughingsquid:

Ex-Terminator

PUNS DESTROY LIVES.

laughingsquid:

Ex-Terminator

PUNS DESTROY LIVES.